Put this brand new black hat on your head, the embroidered lettering is also in black. You will be incognito to all the people around you and all the hackers around you will flock to you. Hacker chicks also enjoy guys wearing the blackhat, it shows that they are bad boys. Even better is when girls wear the black hats, guys go nuts!
Purchase your black hat online, if you switch sides buy the white hat and the grey hat.