Every system administrator in the world needs one of these t-shirts featuring the network admin eating baby. It is in reference to newbs aka newbies, aka new people that system admins eat alive. Picture yourself, a network admin sitting back and a user calling up telling you that the internet is down. oOoo really you respond, the internet is down.. When was the last time the internet was down? At this point you tell them to rub their tummy and pat their head while rebooting the computer when it comes back up the Internet is back up, funny how a reboot and a pat n' rub can fix the whole internet. Network Administrators have their own holiday now they have their own t-shirt in sizes up to 5XL to fit every BOFH.
Black T-Shirt with Multi Color Imprint with printing on the front and back. The front features the Administrator eating the baby. The back of the shirt has the print of 'dd if =/dev/baby of=/root/mouth"